Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The EVOLUTION Test! As designed by Creationists

Okay so this is beginning to become more of an Atheistic blog, however I'm sure it will change when I get some new music, or something stupid happens at work.  So hang in there if you're not liking the content up to now.

This is a post from FSTDT on their top 100 list.  I don't know how this was ranked number 2, but no matter.  If you want to read the rest of the post or the rest of the list then click right here

I hope you don't mind but I'm going to answer their ridiculous questions as I go. I'm only going to answer some of the questions, to spare you from some of the more boring ones.  
Keep in mind I'm studying Philosophy, not science.
Here it goes.

Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense!

Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution!

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
     In what species? This is a hard one to answer for reasons I'll let Wikipedia explain. 

3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.

    This is a hilariously loaded question. Ultimately since you're claiming them to be false, you should   tell me!  Also (by just googling the question and clicking I'm feelin' lucky) this website demonstrates that there are only eight (8) "false assumptions", so apparently no one can answer this one sufficiently!

4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
     If you had bothered to open a textbook on evolution (or even "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins) you would have your answer by now.  But let me do the work for you.  Evolution happens when inferior species die out.  The reason why they die out is because there is a superior species that  dies less often than the first species. Since they don't die as much, they get to make more babies, thus passing on their genes.  An extinct creature wouldn't re-evolve because their genes have generally been lost.  If an extinct creature DID re-evolve it would be more likely that God did it rather than Evolution.


5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?




The brain would have to have some light interpretation qualities or else the newly evolved eye would be useless, and would not have been passed on.  The eye would evolve, though first as a patch of photosensitive cells and would become more complex throughout the generations.  The sockets, lids, muscles, lashes and tear ducts would also come from that slow evolution process.  You're trying to argue from irreducible complexity, but it's really not working.

7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?




Do you know what a species is? Do you know what differentiates one species from another? I'll let you research that for a moment.  Couldn't find it? Dogs and Cat's can't breed together BECAUSE they are different species.  The same thing goes for Humans and Chimps, Humans and Gorillas and Humans and pretty much any other species you want to name.  In order to breed, the male and the female need to have (among many other things) the same number of Chromosomes.  However there are some examples  of species that can interbreed, though they may not produce fertile offspring.


9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?

"Non-Existent" Transitional Fossils
     

They're not. See! Go to a museum. And no the Creation museum does not count!
 






10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)



     Human life did not happen by chance in the sense that Creationists use the word.  Mutations often occur, and when those mutations benefit the animal they get passed on to the offspring.  A human didn't just randomly evolve fully formed by chance.  A coin however is non-organic, so it cannot breed, and its offspring cannot have beneficial (or malignant) mutations.  It needs to have a designer.

11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?

There are.  They just take millions of years to form, so YOU will never see the end result.

12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
Why 50?  Could it be that, like in question 3, this question has been designed so the person answering the question will fail?  Here's one.  Wisdom teeth. Want another possible one? How about your vermiform appendix?

13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?


Because the standards for proof are ever changing and are set impossibly high.

14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?

It's not.  In fact it is on it's way to be overpopulated, however I suspect that you might mean in terms of population growth/timescale.  Here's why.  Because of evolution.  Things die off.  New species become dominant, and then they die off.  If there were no predators, and no diseases then YES we would be majorly overpopulated by now, however things die, so they don't get to breed.

15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?

Because species on different continents face different challenges in surviving.  Different climates, different weather patterns, different food sources and different predators all work into the equation of the survival of the species.  Each species has evolved differently to adapt to each individual threat, and so species differ.


A note to all creationists! Please open a book or two!  Visit a real museum! Don't just copy other creationist arguments verbatim! You'll never learn that way!